FOR REAL...FOR REAL??

1. It's Saturday...FUN DAY
2. I would have been going to VEGAS
3. I would have been going to VEGAS WITH YOU...but you pestered the shit out of me.
4. I know I'm flyyyy...but I just don't walk around in lingerie in the middle of VEGAS for ANYONE.
5. The DATING SCENE is for the birds.
6. Why do all these young cats fall for me???
7. My hair dye is settling.
8. I just want to be successful.
9. Shopping is my THERAPY.
10. My nail appointment is at 9:00 - so dedicated.
11. I think I'm gonna go watch B at his Basketball game today.
12. I mix Patron with a little bit of Goose...call is PATROOSE.
13. I just bought the most amazing pink SILK tha SHOCKERRRRRRR SHEETS IN PINK <3
14. I will be at the MAC counter today.
15. I'm tired of talking about BCBG.
16. Taxes are being done this weekend.
17. Tamika = AMAZING - hang in there sweets.
18. CHOCOLATE SUNDAESS!
19. LISA...MIA...KETURAH...FLOSSYNESS
20. KANYE is fucking BEAUTIFUL <3...but AMBER ROSE = not the business.